Equal opportunity is mandated from the bench.
We all know that pigs can fly, horses bolt and monkeys wrench.
Forget those SATs, even if they can't spell 'phonics'
You'll enroll more donkeys: it's no matter with ebonics!
Laboratory elephants are very hard to keep
But now the rats have unionized, and in Congo labor's cheap.
Want to take up engineering? Sue to lower the bar.
If algebra is not endearing, your first bridge won't fall far!
Hitch your buggy to a gator, where can a poor croc work?
Central Park annihilator! If he could type he'd clerk.
So your doctor is a moron, but don't blame the man in black?
Who filled your veins with boron? And your HMO with hacks?
You don't like what you are, so you will use the courts to be
most anything you want, and isn't that absurdity?
Well, it was supposed to be silly!
9th November, 1998